Clock Ticking

When the Pressure’s On… or You Just Want It to Feel That Way.,

Life is short. Who has time to waste? So cue the suspense and passive-aggressive countdown with this cap. Whether you're waiting for someone to get to the point, watching a microwave minute stretch into eternity, or just channeling your inner action movie tension, this hat adds drama to every moment.

Perfect for procrastinators, impatient people, and anyone who thrives under (or causes) pressure.

Warning: May cause nearby people to make decisions faster.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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